#ship: third time’s the charm
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abyssalwyrm0 · 2 months ago
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Adam talks about his ex-wives and Lute.
"I never cared much about Lilith to begin with. When she left and replaced me with a twinkie, it was mostly my ego that was hurt but I quickly got over her because in the end of the day I felt more lust than anything for her and got what I thought was a better wife, but I quickly began to hate as hell that bitch when she ruined my life, so when I got the chance to get back at her I took, proposing the exterminations of the people she had so much hope for. Surprisely the hatred I felt for her one time cooled down so now I'm more willing to cooperate with her if I gain something.
"Unlike Lilbitch I really loved Eve and tried to be nice, this is why it hurt me so much when she betrayed me by not only eating the Apple but also quickly, jumping to cheat on me with my ex and her bitch after gaining her so-called free will. After the whole Eden fiasco the only things I cared on my marriage were our childrens and what she could be useful for, objectfying her as something I owned like a extension of myself, who happened to be very annoying, rather than a separate living being with her own wishes and feelings. When death did us apart I left her to rot on hell and didn't look back like how she planned to do with me on Eden before everything had gone downhill."
"My Lieutenant is my top bad bitch and the best woman I've met. Unfortunately I only recognized how much I loved Dangertits in my last moments as she, unlike some people, stayed with me to the very end. Goddamit, why coundn't she be my wife? She woundn't have left me or betrayed me like them, she would have perfectly matched me like she always was as the straight (wo)man for the wise guy of mine hehehehahahahahaha!.........If I come back I would love to see her again but would she accept what I would become? "
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lizzysthscshipsblog · 1 year ago
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Holding each other as tight as they could, letting the other know that they were there still, Right and Henry were just thankful that they were going to be ok.
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scarlettfevor · 18 days ago
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I don't think I've mentioned it on this account yet but my most toxic trait is that I am a hardcore fujo. And I don't mean I'm one of those fake "fujos" who joke about old man yaoi OR one of those keyboard warriors who gets offended when you say yaoi and not BL, I mean that shortly after I found out what fandom was I immediately became a fujoshi.
This is relevant because I have acquired the stick of truth and am playing it for the first time + I will be downloading the fractured but whole tomorrow. Ever since I watched south park for the first time a few years ago I have been obsessed and even though I watched playthroughs of both games I knew I wanted to play them myself one day. Part of the reason why I wanted to watch south park because I was among the plethora of people who made fun of those girls in the mid 2010s who would ship the posts and post about how shitbag #1 and #2 were totally gay and in love, but now I realize that they were totally right. Like....Stan and Kyle ARE gay and they ARE in love, idk what to tell you, you just had to be there. And from what I remember both games but especially tfbw had a LOT of style moments that I will finally get to see happen first hand!!
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detectivelokis · 2 years ago
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what form of love does your ship embody?
Thank you to @vampireninjabunnies-blog @inafieldofdaisies and @nightbloodraelle for tagging me to take this for my babies.
Tagging: @sstewyhosseini @baldurrs @jinfromyarikawa @fourlittleseedlings @confidentandgood @marivenah @captastra @direwombat @strangefable @nightwingshero @gwynbleidd @risingsh0t @clicheantagonist @jacobsneed @eclecticwildflowers @roofgeese @euryalex @phillipsgraves @aceghosts @kyber-infinitygems @voidika @shegetsburned @indorilnerevarine @derelictheretic
Charlie x John
love as religion
[love as the sole object of your reverence — nothing about you is holy, but maybe your love for another is] When Sappho said “in the crooks of your body I find my religion” and when the cast of les mis sang “to love another person is to see the face of god” and when Halsey said “I found god, I found him in a lover” and when Katherine Philips wrote “to the dull angry world let’s prove there’s a religion in our love”
Charlie x Rafe
love as being known
[ love is knowing all of someone and loving them anyway ] when tim kreider said "if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" and when joe wright said "The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future" and when micah nemerever said "it was a relief and a horror to be known so perfectly"
Annie x Jacob
love as tenderness
[ love as gentleness after a lifetime of cruelty ] when ocean vuong said "sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you've been ruined" and when pablo neruda said "like a jar you housed the infinite tenderness and the infinite oblivion shattered you like a jar" and when anais mitchell wrote "all i've ever known is how to hold my own, and now i wanna hold you, too"
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deathsbecome · 4 months ago
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ok my lovely family decided to leave me having to bend fucking backwards for something thats lowkey all their fault so uh. will be awake boiling with rage and stress for awhile. might try to see if i can calm down to write but it also might just be. finding a comfort video or some shit
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bylertruther · 2 years ago
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do you guys remember being a kid and going out somewhere with ur family and becoming the bestest friends ever with another kid around your age and then leaving and never seeing them again? but you still remember them and the fun you had even years later? byler au where they meet like that somewhere as little kids and then reunite in college (they see each other across the quad, library, etc, not as easy as being roomies), or maybe at work (comic company, mike interviews will, or private/paranormal investigator mike has some questions for will [bc everything still wants to kill him even in this au, sorry, will]). you could maybe even keep the whole "you said yes"/they were each other's first friend factor if you wanted to make it a little angstysweet. idk!! just!! fate!! and second chances!! letting something go and knowing it's meant to be when it comes back to you!! or maybe it's a three-part fic where you write their first meeting, when they meet in uni but have to go their own ways, and then when they meet again as older adults who live in the same city this time and aren't being called to opposite ends of the country or whatever idk. @ writers are u seeing my vision someone Take This n breathe life into it i Beg of u
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schrijverr · 2 years ago
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the urge to write an elaborate steddie historical tragedy AU only to write a reincarnation fic of canon vs. the amount of WIPs (unposted) that I have going on and dont need more of; FIGHT!!!
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princessmyriad · 22 days ago
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Someone take another shot and dont fucking miss this time.
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somuch-4-stardust · 1 year ago
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im actually genuinely tweaking over fall out boy they said things and the words wree things and they were said and aldaglkdsfabjsdfhkl
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corvidae-quills · 2 years ago
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Very annoying when you get a new pair of headphones only to have something rattling loose in one of the earphones so you return those and get another pair (same brand) only to have the exact same problem :/
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farsight-the-char · 2 years ago
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Tai wishes for release, so it will not come.
 Qrow would view himself as unlovable for his failures, but Tai would be glad his teammate is safe.
I could see TaiQrow winning.
sorry kind of hellish but I do love these guys
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leap-loves · 2 years ago
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Third Time's the Charm - Summary
Ship Name
Third Time’s the Charm

Character Names
The Wanderer / Scaramouche x Ava

Source Material
Genshin Impact

How’d they meet?
They met when Scaramouche, as the Balladeer, first goes to the Fatui’s medical wing and sees Ava intimidating higher ranking officers into behaving, with a sternness even Childe doesn’t argue against… to her face, at the very least. She’s quick and efficient, and doesn’t tolerate anyone trying to bully her. The fact she doesn’t bow even to Scaramouche gets his attention. Her later ability to be able to repair him should he get damaged in battle further intrigues him, leading to an interesting bond. Ava falls first, but never breathes a word. Instead it comes in banter and teasing remarks, doubting that it would ever be reciprocated. But loyalty is always rewarded. 

Typical Dates
Exploring ruins and scenic areas
Trying new restaurants while traveling

Canon Compliance
Mostly canon compliant, just adds extra scenes based off of canon events

Notable Headcanons
Ava grows her hair out once leaving the Fatui, and the Wanderer finds it soothing to braid or play with it while she’s asleep. She isn’t always asleep when he does it 
Wanderer often worries that Ava will get tired of him, intimidated, etc. Whenever Ava recognizes this, she points out that he has gone through lots of positive character development, and if she could handle his assholiness as the Balladeer, he has nothing to fear now. He can’t argue that logic. 

Love Languages
The Wanderer
Quality Time
Acts of Service
Gifts
Ava
Acts of Service
Physical Touch
Quality Time

Soundtrack
Infinity - Jaymes Young
You’ll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins
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keerysfreckles · 8 months ago
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high definition — OP81 (smau)
pairing: oscar piastri x norris!fem!reader
summary: y/n tends to favor oscar over her own brother
warnings: none!
a/n: first smau.. send me requests if you want more 😁
masterlist !
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user1 i need to go hiking with them asap
user2 omg oscar???
landonorris why do you keep stealing my teammate 🤨
yourusername not my fault he's cooler than you 🤷‍♀️
danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
yourusername OI! OI! OI!
danielricciardo oscarpiastri you've taught her well
oscarpiastri i try 😅
user3 him taking a picture of her taking a picture is so personal to me
user4 she's wearing oscars mclaren beanie in the last one DHMU...
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[podium boy! oscarpiastri]
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landonorris where's my podium post
bffusername GIRL THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT YOU
logansargeant and you still say your just friends..
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user1 DOUBLE MCLAREN PODIUM ‼️‼️
user2 our papayas did it 🥹🥹
user3 finally the mclaren strategy made sense
yourusername can i come to every race now
oscarpiastri duh you're my good luck charm 🧡
landonorris what is y/n's face in that pic 😭
yourusername I DIDN'T THINK YOUR CAR WOULD BE THAT LOUD
user4 his good luck charm???? hello????
mclaren first double podium of many
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user1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!!!!!!
mclaren orange looks good on you
yourusername ikr! 😆
user2 OSCARS HAT I REPEAT OSCARS HAT
user3 i just know mclaren got a lil cake for her ☹️☹️☹️☹️
oscarpiastri i'm not getting that hat back anytime soon aren't i
yourusername nope! 🤗
user4 I KNEW IT WAS OSCARS
landonorris wow you'll take osc's hat but not mine 😒
yourusername well yes!
bffusername so glad the koala shipped in time 🙏
alexalbon missed opportunity to tag oscar as the koala
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user1 HIS birthday girl.. oh im ending it all
user2 HARD LAUNCH???????????
landonorris i see who your favorite norris is 😔😔
oscarpiastri it took you this long to notice it's not you?
yourusername HAHA OSC LIKES ME BETTER 🫵🤣
user3 sorry max and kelly, y/n and oscar are my new fav f1 couple
charlesleclerc so this is why you weren't at team dinner tonight
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yourusername you know you could've stayed home right
oscarpiastri but you're the best third wheel
carlossainz lando i thought we talked about this, you ALWAYS stay home when they ask if you want to go with them
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rensylph · 27 days ago
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𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 ( 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐀𝐔 )
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<< yandere genshin highschool Au >>
You are a student at teyvat high, a prestigious highschool only for the wealthy and the elite has managed to get in due to one of your family members managed for you to be a student in the school, little did you know your presence will catch the hearts of many students.
Characters : Diluc, kaeya, thoma, ayato, alhaitham, kaveh, childe, scaramouche, xiao, kazuha, albedo, venti
⚠️Warning : this may contain some NSFW, non con touching, stalking and other content you may found uncomfortable ⚠️
( English is not my first language )
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𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄
NAME : ( name ) ( last name )
CLASS : 2A
CLUB : music club
FAVORITE SUBJECT : ( your choosing )
( Name ) A second year student, a member of the music club, born from a middle class family has become an object of many students desires.
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Diluc
A senior of yours, he is part of the student council. He is the son of a prestigious german family that owns a multi million wine company, is pretty popular in the school and is highly admired by the teachers due to his gentleman personality
Visit your band practice just to admire you play the instrument, he just stands there or takes a sit at one of the empty sits and just listens to you play your instrument without the bother of your other club members glaring at him.
Everyday for lunch he always buys extra grape juices just for you, as a sign of owner ship and glares daggers at his brother kaeya every time he tries to flirt with you. Every time a student approaches or talks to you other than him he will be jealous, so every time you approach he will have a hundred questions.
KAEYA
The adoptive brother of diluc, and also a third year your senior, local playboy of the school, many students including the girls have a huge crush on him and he also tends to flirt with anyone and find it amusing. He used him charms and good looks to enchant the entire school, he is also part of the fencing club in school
Very clingy and affectionate, he will hug you by the waist and every time you would complain on how uncomfortable it was, he would just brush it off and say you're being overdramatic there's nothing wrong with two people expressing emotion together.
Is actually insecure and has an infirior complex over his brother, diluc is a much more perfect candidate than him, hes the heir of the family company, has good grades and feels like diluc is much better than him. And this feelings torture him everyday. So every time he would try to one up with diluc for your affection
THOMA
A servant and student of the student council president ayato, and the only reason he manages to get it in is due to the kamisato siblings needing him at school hours. Basically a butler for the kamisato siblings as well doing the dirty work of the siblings.
Is heavily looked down on by the school's population, due to the school having a lot of high class students and the reason he's in the school is because the kamisato siblings lead him to be the subject for gossip and harsh remarks. Since your also reason to manage to get in the school is because one of your family members works at the school, you guys relate to being looked down upon by the schools
He will always bring an extra lunch box for you filled with special ingredients, he even bakes cupcakes for you with white frosting when you ask him what's inside he said its a secret, he can also play a guitar and sometimes you and him have a duet together. He doesn't tolerate anyone bad talking about your name so every time someone does it he will always give a "small" warning to them.
Ayato
Student council president as well the son and heir of a long rich and noble family, the elite of all. The school population swooned over him and he basked in their attention. You heard about him from the school multiple times but haven't seen him until you were accompanying Diluc to deliver some papers you finally met him personally
He would tend to make odd remarks to you like "I could just tie you up and not let you out of my sight" or "you're so cute, I could just shrink you down and let you live in my pocket" even tho this remarks are harmless you couldn't help the feeling actually meant those words 100% of all times. You Also have the feeling of being looked down upon by him, he doesn't look down on thoma since he knows what he's capable of.
Would give you head pats if you are done helping him, would also be found seeing you in band practice with diluc. He would invite you to fancy dinners in disguise as normal hang outs sometime the waiter identifies you as his girlfriend or fiance since you guys look like a couple, instead of correcting them he seems please as well if you do not join him he would make remarks of cutting budget on your club since he's the one that fund them.
Alhaitham
The school's number one in academics you can always expect him to be number one at any subject. the teacher's pet, his is willing to help the teachers with any task as long its not blocking his schedule. He is also brutally honest or doesn't know how to read the room or people, he's brain is always on its logical side.
Your professor asked alhaitham to tutor you because your grades have been falling recently, during tutoring alhaitham look down upon you for not understanding basic calculus but after the session you managed to ace your math test and received a head pat from him.
Soon it's normal for you and him to have a study session in your house or his apartment and you suspected he has a roommate since you found another room but he always gives a vague answer or not answer at all, but it always happens in your house soon you realize some of your clothing from your closet has started to disappear.
Kaveh
The art kid as well a person who is studying to be an architect, since alhaitham is the number one at academics. Kaveh is number two at academics behind alhaitham. Plus he excels at art and math more than alhaitham.
He's a passionate and kind person. He is very passionate about being an architect and perfection over his designs. You and him met during your first years at school where you saw him painting and the shine was shining and he was beautiful for a guy and a cough knocked you from your admiration. And that's how you and him met
He likes to make little trinkets for you a necklace and bracelets that are almost similar to his as well as small houses or hand crafted flowers basically small heartfelt hand crafts. He is obsessed with detail and so every gift has its meaning one of his favorites is an origami black rose.
Childe
It is a part of a gang of students called the fatui, and also the heir of a large toy company. He also excels at sports as a captain for the basketball team. By far he's a trouble maker always getting into fights the school is unable to do anything. Since he is by far one of principal's pierrot favorite students for some reason.
How did you guys meet, well you were accompanying your best friend lumine who's brother in the basketball team and you got hit by the head by the ball and knocked you out severely, when you wake up he was being lectured by your best friend. She was about to mole him alive until you woke up.
Every time you encounter him he will apologize every time and have an apology gift even tho the incident was a few months ago, he still gave you gifts for no apparent reason and how did he have the money to afford this much gifts he even gave you a necklace from swarovski that cost a lot. He will buy you lunch and he's very clingy as well.
Scaramouche
Also part of the gang that childe is part from, from a prestigious royal family. He was sent to live here by his mother who has a rocky relationship because he usually costs trouble for her until he learns to behave. Literally hates anyone and will roast and talk about how your existence ruins his day. You breathing next to him ruins his days.
Surprisingly he has friends who are kazuha a member of the literature club but he usually visits the music club to play the flute and who usually join him visiting your club, scaramouche and he usually makes criticism over how you play your instrument and how you suck at playing but why is he here, kazuha said to him that if his annoyed here he could leave but choose to stay you wonder why.
He makes small criticisms of you but you already have gotten used to it, and apparently he knows how to play the guitar. He easily gets jealous when other students or kazuha gets close to you one time you were teaching kazuha how to play the piano and your arm and his was touching and In the corner of your eye you could see scaramouche twitching with anger.
Xiao
Emo boy number #2, he's a part of the track field team, number one runner. He can be aggressive but he is not as much as scaramouche to be honest he's a decent guy just shy and doesn't know how to interact fully with anyone he can hold conversation but not that much.
He is very introverted and rarely interacts with anyone as long as it's someone who's close with him, he looks weak due to his short stature but he is very strong, known to bet up on some students who cause trouble. Him and childe usually have a spar
He would work as a body guard or protect you in the dark. You feel like watching at school or walking home from school it's xiao watching over you making sure you are safe.
Kazuha
One of your closest friends as well the chilliest person you ever met, he's in the same grade as you and you guys sit together. He's very well known in the entire school for his writings he's a very popular and chill guy that's what makes him likeable.
You guys sit together in class and sometime he would accidentally purposely rub his hands with you and when you look at him he would just give you a shrug or just basically act as if it was nothing.
He is well known for his writings right, and one of the most popular poetry he ever wrote was about love and about this person he had fallen in love with and wished to keep them from everyone and be the only one by their side, it's a pretty dark and twisted poetry about love. And every time when wrote about a poet of love he would have given you a glance at the crowd as if it was about you and for you.
Albedo
The smartest and one of the smartest guys at school, and very admired by the school and its population. Even tho some people find him weird it was overshadowed by his talents, people called him a genius who's on par with alhaitham on academics.
You guys were lab partners, and when you tried to help him he said you shouldn't and that this subject was easy so he told you just let him do all the work while you relax, it was an advanced subject. And the others were struggling while he was treating it like some sort of easy experiment.
He likes to draw and you have become one of his main inspirations, every detail of you has been drawn and it's almost looking at a picture by a camera.
Venti
A senior of yours and the leader of the music club. He's a master at any Instrument, a true embodiment of a music prodigy, his personal favorite instrument is the harp. He was originally recommended to the literature club but he rejected it but he does visit it regularly.
For a senior he is really clingy towards you, hugging you and always calling you his cute junior. You usually play together and he will point out some mistakes with your instrument but in a gentle way. And he told you how to hold or play your instrument while touching you in the hand.
He would be very clingy and gives he's rival a smirk while hugging you, he would play music for you and admire you while you're playing.
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plutonianeris · 2 months ago
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Asteroid Sirene (1009)
so now that shes gone you can embrace whats to come and die with a smile…
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The Siren’s Face
In the first house, Sirene gives you a magnetic presence. Your very being becomes a song, calling others to you with an irresistible charm. People are drawn to you, captivated by your beauty and mystery. They want to be close, but you remain just out of reach, like the sea's horizon.
The Song of Desire
In the second house, Sirene's power weaves into what you own and value.You're drawn to beauty and luxury, and others are drawn to you because of your refined taste. You have a way of making people crave what you have, as though your possessions and sense of worth are enchanted by a siren's song.
The Seductive Whisper
With Sirene in the third house, your words have a magical pull. You speak, and people listen, hypnotized by the way you turn ordinary conversations into something almost poetic. There’s something in your voice, something mysterious, that keeps people coming back for more, even if they don’t understand why.
The Lure of Home
In the fourth house, Sirene sings through your home and roots. Your family life holds a deep, secret charm, like an old story whispered over and over. People feel comforted and enchanted in your presence, as though you carry with you the echo of a forgotten dream, a place they long to return to but can’t quite remember.
The Seduction of Joy
In the fifth house, your creativity and joy have a captivating glow. Every time you create something, be it art, romance, or laughter, it draws people in like a siren’s call. Your playful spirit is irresistible, making you the center of attention. Love and pleasure surround you like waves, leaving others enchanted in your wake.
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The Enchantment of Work
In the sixth house, Sirene works her magic through your daily tasks. You bring a special allure even to the simplest routines, making them seem almost magical. People are drawn to how you handle things with such grace. But be careful—this placement can make you give too much of yourself, as if you’re constantly pouring your energy into the service of others, always leaving them wanting more.
The Siren’s Reflection
In the seventh house, your relationships are drenched in Sirene’s charm. Partners are mesmerized by your mysterious allure. They see in you something almost otherworldly, and though they try to hold onto you, you remain elusive, a dream they can never fully grasp. Love becomes a delicate dance of desire, with you always just out of reach, tempting them to come closer.
The Deep Seduction
In the eighth house, Sirene pulls you into life’s hidden depths—sex, secrets, and transformation. There’s a dark, alluring energy around you that others feel drawn to but may not fully understand. You captivate with your power to explore what others fear. Like the deep ocean, you are full of hidden treasures and mysteries, luring others to dive deeper, even if it terrifies them.
The Call of the Horizon
In the ninth house, Sirene calls you to explore distant places and ideas. Your curiosity about the world is like a siren’s song, pulling you toward the unknown. Others see in you a seeker, someone chasing dreams and wisdom far beyond the everyday. Your passion for adventure and truth enchants those who long for a life of freedom and exploration.
The Allure of Success
With Sirene in the tenth house, your career and reputation carry an undeniable allure. You become a figure that others admire from afar, like a lighthouse guiding ships in the night. Your ambitions have a seductive pull, and people are drawn to your vision of success. But, just like the sea, your achievements always seem to hold a little more mystery than meets the eye.
The Siren of Dreams
In the eleventh house, Sirene’s charm fills your friendships and dreams for the future. You stand out in social groups as someone with a captivating vision of a better world. People are drawn to your ideals, sensing that you hold the key to something extraordinary. Yet, your dreams are always just out of reach, as elusive and beautiful as a distant star.
The Ocean of Mysteries
In the twelfth house, Sirene whispers in your soul, pulling you toward the unknown. You are a dreamer, constantly moving between the world of reality and the realm of mystery. People are drawn to your deep, spiritual energy, sensing that you know secrets they’ve long forgotten. You are like the ocean itself—endless, deep, and always calling them to dive in, even if they don’t know where it will take them.
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zombvic · 5 months ago
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KISSES TO MY EXES (joão félix x reader)
summary : in which y/n & joão soft launch their relationship as a response to their exes dating rumors
face claim : alexandra saint mleux (shes so gorgeous brooo)
notes : this idea came to me in a vision tbh like its so stupid im actually crying but hope you enjoy it. also no hate to magui shes so fine n stuff js her personality is irking me out xx
pairings : joão félix x ex!norris!reader , smau
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It's safe to say both of them were screwed over by the two people who were now rumored to be dating.
Y/N L/N became a prominent figure in the sports industry even before she started dating the McLaren driver. She gained recognition in the Formula One community as Lando Norris's girlfriend. However, after their breakup, she became known as the one who was dumped by Lando Norris—in a good way, though.
She used the publicity of being dumped to her advantage. Instead of sobbing over the breakup initiated by Lando, she became the best version of herself.
João Félix, on the other hand, took his "breakup" as a challenge. A challenge to see how many times he could get fucked over by the same girl. The Portuguese actress and model, Magui Corceiro, was like meth to him. He couldn't stop going back to her; he didn't even try to stop himself. People say that "third time's the charm." Well, for João, it was the fourth. After she fucked him over for the fourth time, he decided he was going to start his villain arc (breaking up with her).
João's transfer to Barcelona came with much more than just a new club and a new country to discover; it also brought a new relationship.
The two had bonded over their recent relationship endings and on a personal level, they were a match. As months went by, their bond grew until it turned into an actual relationship. As of June 2024, they had been together for about five months, agreeing to keep it low-key. However, the moment they saw their exes link up they decided to reveal it piece by piece.
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formulagossip uh, oh !! ex-wag / wag gossip here !! the ex-girlfriend of lando norris, y/n l/n, had attended a wimbledon match whilst her ex-boyfriend (lando) was there with his current girlfriend (?), magui corceiro. they havent interacted at all but neither of the three seem excited about meeting eachother here.
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user oh shit
user bro downgraded (personality wise)
user slamming my head against the wall
user lando when will you learn
- user both magui and lando r red flags ..
user wonder if shes gonna cheat on him too ..
user lando x magui seem very pr-like
user doesnt magui follow y/n on instagram
user their relationship seems fun..!
user not a smile in sight
- user y/n is mewing 🤫🧏
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formulagossip even more ex-wag gossip! it looks like the ex girlfriend of lando norris, y/n l/n, has arrived at the spanish grand prix. she lives in barcelona and is a long time formula one fan. she got invited by the ferrari f1 team to their garage 👀👀
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user are we about to witness a ynlando reunion .
user noooo y/n run outta there
user she looks so gorgeous.. landos loss
user why would she be there for lando, cmon guys be so fr
user her outfits always eat
user shes so fine guys helppppp
user L LANDOOOO
user poor lando, has to see whats he missing out on
user post break up glow !!!
- user more like new relationship glow .
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formulagossip wave of exes this weekend 👀 joão félix (portuguese fc barcelona player) also known as the ex-boyfriend of magui corceiro was spotted at the red bull garage.
user damnnnn
user guys i lowkey ship joao and y/n
user y/n, lando, joao but no magui..
- user lmaoooo literally we need her here to connect them
user y/n liked ??????????????
user WHY IS NO-ONE TALKING ABOUT Y/N LIKING THIS POST
user i get u y/n
user ooooh she likes barca players
user chat i need him
user f1 & barca.. my two worlds colliding
user a smell a new couple
- user if delusional was a person:
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formulagossip y/n y/l, ex-girlfriend of lando norris liked our post regarding the portuguese fc barcelona player. the two have been following eachother for a few months and even spotted at some events together (via a fan who messaged to us!)
user 🚢🚢🚢
user chaaaaat i ship..
user the upgrade is wild
user i wouldnt be surprised if theyre dating tbh
- user they match eachothers vibe
user barca fangirl x barca player who ???
user ooooh i fear i like this
user girlie is gonna be the ultimate wag
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yourusername hot summer nights
user joao AND lando in the likes !?!?!?!?!? thats craaazy
user magui caught shaking
user shes so lana coded
user this is so unfunny i need her like actually
- user joao on a second account is that you ??
francisca.cgomes beautiful !!
- yourusername says YOU
- user aint that maguis bestfriend ...
landonorris 😍
- user brother ..
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joaofelix79 summer 💆🏽‍♂️☀️
user this pic got me pregnant
user woof woof
user y/n liked !!
user not to be dramatic but i think i’m dead
user the kids miss you
user who took the picture ...
user those biceps ...... rawr
user magui missing ouuuuut
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yourusername bit of this and that
francisca.cgomes #needthat
- yourusername #comengetit
- pierregasly what the fuck .
- pierregasly im telling your boyfriend
- yourusername fyi i read that in a french accent
- pierregasly much needed fyi .. thanks.
- yourusername what was that?? sorry i dont speak croissant
- user BOYFRIEND ?????
user mother is mothering
user wifey, are you cheating on me?
user who's that MAN.
user guys that's me please respect our privacy!!
user i think it's lando tbh..
- user get a grip
user dont ask me how i know this but those are definetly joaos hands
user the aestheticness is so visually pleasing xx
joaofelix79 posted a new story.
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(translation : adorable)
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formulagossip former wag of lando norris, y/n y/l, is seemingly soft launching her relationship with the portuguese football player, joão félix. the two have been interacting both on and off social media for a while now and its not surprising theres possible romance going on !! y/n posted a picture of a pair of hands which match another picture of joaos hands. it also appears joao updated his instagram story with a picture of y/ns dog. what do you guys think?
user FINALLY . A HAPPY ENDING FOR THEM
user ahhhh thats so cute
user kika likeeeeeeed
user im so happy for them if theyre together
user ive been waiting for this moment
user beyond excited rn
user what the sigma im so happy
user ughhhhhh me when
user blud learned his lesson
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joaofelix79 rio de janeiro🤍😍
user THATS Y/NS DOG
user he hay sports
user my mannnnnn
- user hey girlie...
user did y/n take that picture 👀 👀
user looking good
- user its the girlfriend effect
user WOOOF WOOF
user i wonder how y/n feels about the comments
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yourusername cats out the bag n stuff
francisca.cgomes AAAAAAAH FINALLY
francisca.cgomes y/n is still mine tho .
- joaofelix79 nuh uh .. ????
- francisca.cgomes YUH UHHHHHH
- pierregasly bruhhh ☹️☹️
- yourusername sorry mr baguette man
user IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
user aaaaaaaaaaaaaah cuties
user anyone notice magui & lando have been quiet for a while
user talk about an upgrade
user anyone else find it funny that kika (maguis supposed best friend) is congratulating y/n for dating joao (maguis ex)
- user and not even a like for magui & lando
user i love the dynamic between pierre, joao, y/n & kika
user fav couple tbh
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chattttttttt this is sillyyyyy but yeah hope u liked it xx
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